Backwards Meeting

 

Presiding officer:  This meeting is Adjourn to Applebees. April Fools.  We want to thank our guests for coming.  As you can tell this meeting will be different tonight because just for fun we are going backwards.  We will vote for REAL on the best team of speaker and evaluator tonight.  I also want to let everyone know that if you do not have a role…you will be called on to speak one to two minutes for table topics so you can prepare now to speak. I would like to thank the VP of Education for going over next weeks schedule.

 

VP Education:  Goes over next week’s schedule. Madam President.

 

President:  We would like to thank our guests for coming.  Could please stand and introduce yourself. I would like to thank our Toastmaster this evening, _______________.

 

Toastmaster:  Tonight has been fun.  I want to thank our Vote Counter ___________for doing such a wonderful job.

 

Vote Counter:  Announces winners.  Thank you Madam Toastmaster

 

Toastmaster:  Can the vote counter come and announce the winners. Let us give a hand for the wonderful job our GE __________ did tonight.

 

GE:  Madam Toastmaster  - The whole meeting ran a little crazy tonight…….etc, Our evaluators did…etc….I want to thank the Listen – Up __________ for the report

 

Listen – Up:  Madam GE gives her report – Five questions related to Toastmaster.  Madam GE.

 

GE:  Can I have the Listen – Up Report Now?  I want to thank the Grammarian ___________for their report?

 

Grammarian:  Madam GE –Madam GE

 

GE – Can I have the Grammarian’s Report, Now?  Thank you  for that fine report  Timer _______________

 

Timer:  Madam GE… Stands gives report on the Evaluators.  Madam GE

 

GE:  Can I have a Timer’s Report please? 

 

GE:  Our last Evaluator _#5____________ tonight did a wonderful job

 

Evaluator #5

 

GE.  Thank you #5__________- for that evaluation of _________ speech. Thank you _#4_________ for evaluating _______________

 

GE Our next evaluator will be #4_________________ and she evaluated _________ Thank you. #3 ________________for evaluating _______________.

 

GE.  Our next evaluator is #3____________.  Thank you _#2_____________ for evaluating _______________

 

GE.  Our next evaluator is #2____________Thank you #1___________for your evaluation of _______________.

 

GE…Our first evaluator this evening will be #1__________.  Thank you Madam Toastmaster.

 

Toastmaster…Our GE Tonight will be _______________.Thank all of you for returning from our 10 minute break.

 

Toastmaster:  What a wonderful joke? 

 

Joke Master:  Madam TM..and gives joke…Madam TM

 

Toastmaster….Can I have a Timers Report please?

 

Timer:

 

TM:  Thank you speaker #5_________________ for that wonderful speech….

 

Speaker #5

 

TM. Our last speaker #5 tonight ________________spoke from the ….Her evaluator will be and her time is..

 

TM:  Thank you Speaker #4   ______________ for that wonderful speech

 

Speaker #4

 

TM:  our next speaker Speaker #4__________-spoke from the …Manual Her evaluator is _____________ …and her time is…. thank you _#3_______________

 

Speaker #3

 

TM.. our next speaker _#3____________ spoke from the ...Manual. His evaluator will be _________________…and his time is…thank you #2______________

 

Speaker #2

TM: our next speaker #2__________spoke from the ________Manual ..His evaluator will be _____________ and his time is_______--…Thank you #1___________-…

 

Speaker #1

 

TM…our first speaker tonight will be _______________-…His evaluator will be ___________ and his time is ___________-… Please pass your real votes to the vote counter for the team you thought did  the best job…

 

TM:  Thank you ….. Table Topics Master ____________________

 

TTM:  What a wonderful job………

Speaker

TTM….Can …..speak on ……..What a wonderful job….

 

TTM: Can I have a real Timers Report on the table topics…Madam TM …I have some wonderful topics tonight….

 

TM:  Will our Table Topics person come forward now…..I want to thank our Word Host this evening _________________….

 

Word Host….

 

TM…Will our Word Host come forward and now give our word for this evening?

 

TM…our Theme tonight is April Fools…our meeting is going backwards and challenges all of us to pay attention and listen for what we need to do…I could not achieve this without some help…Would my Grammarian,, please stand tell us what you role does…Listen UP…Joke Master…Timer….Madam Presiding officer thank you for that wonderful introduction.

 

President…

Announcements

New Business

Secretary’s report

Treasurers Report

Welcome Guests…

I want to thank our Innovator ___________ for that fine invocation… Thank you Sgt. At. Arms…

 

Sgt At Arms….Lets Welcome our Presiding officer this evening ___________….